πŸ₯• 100% Offline Garden Logic Puzzle

Dodge the chilis,
Harvest the smiles!

A fresh, tactile garden logic deduction game built for puzzle lovers. Unearth friendly crops, plant red warning stakes on hidden spicy chilis, and solve cozy farm plots without ads or timers.

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πŸ›‘οΈ Zero Ads or Tracking
✈️ 100% Offline Play
✨ First-Tap Safe
⚑ Smart Chording
🌱 Garden Playground
🌢️ 4 ⏱️ 00:00
Tap any soil patch to start!
πŸ’‘ Tap buttons to switch Dig & Stake modes. Tap numbered crops to chord!

Designed for Pure Logic Deductive Joy

Everything you love about classic minesweeper deduction, reimagined with charming organic farm aesthetics, modern mobile controls, and complete offline freedom.

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First-Tap Safety Guarantee

Your very first dig is always 100% safe and automatically opens a spacious clearing so you can start reasoning immediately without unfair early losses.

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4 Garden Difficulties

From cozy Sprout Garden (8Γ—8) and Harvest Patch (12Γ—12) up to massive Overgrown Orchard (16Γ—16), plus a fully configurable Custom Farm creator.

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Precision Warning Stakes

Mark suspected hot chili plots with crisp red pin markers to protect yourself against accidental harvests as you deduce the board.

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Smart Harvest Chording

Tap any revealed number whose surrounding stakes match its count to instantly harvest all remaining safe neighbor soil patches in a flash.

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Fluid Zoom & Pan Controls

Effortlessly inspect large 16Γ—16 garden beds using responsive on-screen micro-controls or natural two-finger pinch-to-zoom.

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Festive Confetti Celebrations

Celebrate your gardening triumphs with cascading vegetable confetti, or enjoy a comical chili blast on detonations. Easily toggled in Settings.

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100% Offline & Private

Zero accounts, zero trackers, and no internet required. Your scores stay safely on your device with complete JSON export and backup support.

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Tactile Sensory Experience

Crisp digging audio, calming ambient acoustic melodies, and subtle vibration haptics that make every soil tap feel deeply satisfying.

See the Garden in Action

Crisp soil textures, vibrant cheerful vegetable friends, and a clean interface built specifically for smooth one-handed or tablet gameplay.

Angry Crops Main Menu
Main Menu & Modes
Angry Crops Active Gameplay
Tactile Deductive Board
Angry Crops Harvest Victory
Celebration & Confetti
Angry Crops Settings and Data Export
Offline Score Backups
Angry Crops Rules and Clues
Interactive Rules Guide

Meet Your Vegetable Clue Friends

Every uncovered number reveals how many hot chilis are hiding in the eight adjacent soil plots. Familiarize yourself with the harvest crew!

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1
Sprout
1 Angry Crop hiding adjacent
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2
Carrot
2 Angry Crops hiding adjacent
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3
Sweet Potato
3 Angry Crops hiding adjacent
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4
Lettuce
4 Angry Crops hiding adjacent
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5
Corn
5 Angry Crops hiding adjacent
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6
Tomato
6 Angry Crops hiding adjacent
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7
Eggplant
7 Angry Crops hiding adjacent
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8
Broccoli
8 Angry Crops hiding adjacent (Full Danger)

Tips, Guides & Behind the Scenes

Level up your deductive speed, master pattern recognition, and read how we engineered an ad-free casual puzzle game.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Everything you need to know about playing Angry Crops, data privacy, and cross-device score transfers.

Yes! Angry Crops is free to download and play. There are no paywalls, no microtransactions, and no intrusive ads interrupting your flow.

Absolutely. The game is engineered from the ground up to be 100% offline. Whether you are on an airplane, commuting underground, or relaxing outdoors, the full game and your records are always available.

When you start a new game, the grid is untouched. The moment you make your very first tap, Angry Crops guarantees that the chosen tile and all eight surrounding neighbor tiles are completely free of hazards, opening a wide starting clearing every single time.

Once you have revealed a numbered crop (for example, a Carrot "2") and you have marked exactly 2 neighboring tiles with warning stakes (πŸ“), you can tap that Carrot to automatically open all remaining safe neighbor soil patches at once!

Angry Crops is currently live on Android via Google Play, and our iOS version for iPhone and iPad is actively in preparation for TestFlight and the App Store! Check back on this site or follow us for the launch announcement.

In the Settings menu (βš™οΈ), look for the "Records & Score Data" section. Tap "Export Records" to copy or save a clean, human-readable JSON backup. On your new phone, tap "Import Records" and paste the data to restore all your stats instantly.

Yes. In the Settings screen, you have independent toggles for Sound Effects, Garden Music, Vibration & Haptic Touch, and Confetti & Visual Effects so you can tailor your sensory experience exactly as you like.

None whatsoever. We do not require accounts, we do not track your location, and we do not sell data to advertisers. All game statistics are stored locally on your device in secure app storage.

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Ready to Tend Your Garden?

Download Angry Crops now on Google Play and start harvesting your first patch today. 100% free, 100% offline, zero annoying advertisements.

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